Artastic and Crap

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

lacigreen:

thecsph:

dw:

incredible

This is not a good idea unless you want an embarrassing trip to the Emergency Room! If you are ever going to anything anally, make sure it has a wide base (also known as a flange) so that it doesn’t get sucked up into your rectum.

lacigreen:

thecsph:

dw:

incredible

This is not a good idea unless you want an embarrassing trip to the Emergency Room! If you are ever going to anything anally, make sure it has a wide base (also known as a flange) so that it doesn’t get sucked up into your rectum.

Anonymously tell me what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat it. I am just genuinely intrigued.

heinekenrana:

Do this pls?

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

#retail  #me    

coolguyhat:

The President of Nintendo just made me spit my water out.

roseyjehan:

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

OH GOD THIS IS SO GREAT

andreafluff:

instadayum:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

Preach.

andreafluff:

instadayum:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

Preach.

bluntasaurus-sex:

america

evilsupplyco:

What is a hero without a villain?
Useless.

What is a villain without a hero?
Successful.

Battle Ready Romance

jabberwocky-roleplay:

                                                Dᴏɴ’ᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ.

                          Dᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴡᴏᴏ ᴍᴇ.

          Dᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴜɴʟᴇss ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ.

Fᴏʀ I ᴀᴍ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ρяιη¢єѕѕ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʀᴇsᴄᴜᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ∂яαgση ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ sʟᴀʏᴇᴅ.

I ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙɪɢɢᴇsᴛ ᴏʙsᴛᴀᴄʟᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛᴏ ɢᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴛʀᴜsᴛ.


                                                                          I ᴀᴍ ғɪᴄᴋʟᴇ,

                                                    ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴɢʀʏ…

                        ʏᴇᴛ ᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ

                                        ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇ.

Tʜᴇʀᴇ’s ɴᴏ ʀʜʏᴍᴇ ᴏʀ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴏᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴏʀ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ʟɪɢʜᴛ.


                             I ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄʀʏ ᴛʜᴇɴ rip ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʜʀᴏᴀᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ.

Cᴏᴍᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘɪᴏɴ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ,

                                                   ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ -moment- ʏᴏᴜ ғʟɪɴᴄʜ…

              I̞̰̗ ̻̹̫̲ͅwi̳͎͎l̬l̮͍̭̝ ͍͖͚̰̪̹͚d̟̹̣͇̪͚͙e̳͕̳̮͙v͉͈ou͇r̥̫ ̩̦͙̱̠̝y̼͔̖̹̙͖o͙͚͎̱̩̟ͅu̺̟̬.͎̪

                            Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴍᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ғɪɢʜᴛ.

theseductivemexican:

akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

image

I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

HAHAHA

ithelpstodream:

This guy went to Disney and brought a wedding ring.

(they all said no!)
#oh my god  #art