Artastic and Crap
swiftingthrough:

legendary

swiftingthrough:

legendary

jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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octopluss:

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER
I WALKED IN MY ROOM AND VERY NEARLY DROPPED ALL MY BAGS ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE I GOT A FJCKING HEART ATTACK
TURNS OUT MY MOM HAS BEEN CLEANING MY ROOM AND SHE TURNED THIS SMIRKING SHITLORD TOWARDS THE DOOR AND I WASN’T PREPARED FOR THIS WELCOME HOME GREETING

octopluss:

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER

I WALKED IN MY ROOM AND VERY NEARLY DROPPED ALL MY BAGS ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE I GOT A FJCKING HEART ATTACK

TURNS OUT MY MOM HAS BEEN CLEANING MY ROOM AND SHE TURNED THIS SMIRKING SHITLORD TOWARDS THE DOOR AND I WASN’T PREPARED FOR THIS WELCOME HOME GREETING

stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

egobus:

  • hates people who are assholes
  • loves fictional characters who are assholes  

jommeez:

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

civilwhore:

when you see a cute boy

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kittyinabeaker:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried. 

flowers-in-the-forest:

Are they fucking under the table i don’t get it

What do we say to the god of death?
  • Persephone: knock knock
  • Hades: who's there?
  • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane